Roomie Ramblings

Mission Statement: To post nothing but the various ramblings and sayings that come out of my roommate's mouth.

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Apr
29th

Wed

“My morning drive……wake up, drive a little west, park car on freeway.” - Via text while stuck in L.A. traffic

Apr
13th

Mon

I’m like that guy running the Ferris Wheel at the carnival. I’ve been there all day long and all I’ve had to eat was a funnel cake at noon on my damn lunch break. Now it’s six o’clock, you’re up there with your teddy bear and your slurpie havin’ a great time, and I gotta be concerned for YOUR safety!? F that!!!!

— Metaphorical description of our relationship as roommates.

Mar
15th

Sun

Last Place Network.

I came home just now and my roommate was getting some chores done. He had the TV on in the background. So, I asked him…

“What are you watching?”

To which he responded…

“Oh…I felt like I needed to get some stuff done around here and I turned on an NBC show so I wouldn’t be distracted.”

True story.

Mar
1st

Sun

That’s just like driving Laurel Canyon at night half drunk… I can do that.

— Talking about wanting to be a Professional Bullrider.

Feb
27th

Fri

Feb
23rd

Mon

You have NO idea how much that Blue Moon cost me…. emotionally.

— My roommate quoting his inner-monologue during a conversation with a girl at a bar.

So… we walked by these cones yesterday. I knocked one over. He stopped to pick it up. I asked him why. His response:

“Just in case they don’t see the other FIVE.”

Feb
17th

Tue

So…. what number do I call for tech support?

— After Anoop Desai performed on American Idol.

Mission Statement.

To post nothing but the various ramblings and sayings that come out of my roommates mouth.