April 2009
2 posts
“I’m like that guy running the Ferris Wheel at the carnival. I’ve...”
– Metaphorical description of our relationship as roommates.
March 2009
2 posts
Last Place Network.
I came home just now and my roommate was getting some chores done. He had the TV on in the background. So, I asked him…
“What are you watching?”
To which he responded…
“Oh…I felt like I needed to get some stuff done around here and I turned on an NBC show so I wouldn’t be distracted.”
True story.
“That’s just like driving Laurel Canyon at night half drunk… I can do...”
– Talking about wanting to be a Professional Bullrider.
February 2009
5 posts
“You have NO idea how much that Blue Moon cost me…. emotionally.”
– My roommate quoting his inner-monologue during a conversation with a girl at a bar.
“So…. what number do I call for tech support?”
– After Anoop Desai performed on American Idol.
Mission Statement.
To post nothing but the various ramblings and sayings that come out of my roommates mouth.