Apr
13th
Mon
13th
I’m like that guy running the Ferris Wheel at the carnival. I’ve been there all day long and all I’ve had to eat was a funnel cake at noon on my damn lunch break. Now it’s six o’clock, you’re up there with your teddy bear and your slurpie havin’ a great time, and I gotta be concerned for YOUR safety!? F that!!!!
— Metaphorical description of our relationship as roommates.
